I used to type 120 words a minuted. Now it takes 120 minutes for me to type one word.I used to have a really good memory. I just forgot where I put it.I used to cuss if I dropped something ion the floor. Now I ust throw everything on the floor first because those items are going to wind up there eventually, so it cuts out a step. Effeciency, ya know.I used to drink tequila shots to staggar around. Now I just have to be gardening on a summer day to start staggaring like I'm drunk.